If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.
More Marriage Jokes
What have you done wrong if your wife walks into the living room and slaps you.
You have left the chain to long.
A Old Man aged 80 years marries a Girl of 15 years.
Q:) First Night both of them CRY Loudly.......... Why?
A:) She didn't knew what to do.........and he Forgot How to do!
A newly wed couple went to their lawyer to get themselves a divorce.
The lawyer wondered dat why do they want a divorce wen they are both good looking & newly wed... So he took both of them into seperate rooms & asked them the reason for the divorce...
1st with the man..
"I wanted this () ... atleast this ( ) .. but wat is this ( *** ) ..!!!"
...then with the woman..
"I wanted this =========> ...atleast this =====> ...but wat is this ==> ..!!"