How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
More Blonde Jokes
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try.
"I've tried to be a secretary and failed," she complained. "I tried to be an actress and failed. Then, I tried sales and I failed at that too."
The doctor thought for a moment and then said, "It is important for everyone to live a full and meaningful life. Have you tried nursing?"
She thought about his suggestion for a second, then opened her blouse and revealed one of her luscious breasts. Pointing it at the doctor, she said, "OK, I'll give it a try."