Hell

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.

They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!




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Faces of a man

Faces of a man after engagement = Superman.
after marriage = Gentaleman.
after 10 years = Watchman.
after 20 years = Doberman.

First

If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?

The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.

What's wrong

What have you done wrong if your wife walks into the living room and slaps you.

You have left the chain to long.

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