Wife Wanted

One day a man inserted an ad in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.

They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Faces of a man

Faces of a man after engagement = Superman.
after marriage = Gentaleman.
after 10 years = Watchman.
after 20 years = Doberman.


If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?

The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.

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