A girl applied for a job, and was given a form to fill out, She retired to a table in a corner of the room with it.

Most of the blanks she filled out with no great difficulty, but presently she seemed to be having trouble in deciding how to answer one question.

She looked over furtively, chewed the pen, then wrote a word or two and submitted the form.

The Boss looked it over -- name, age, address, telephone no, then came a space which said: "Sex..." Here she had written "Occasionally."

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Lazy hubby

Three ladies were talking about their first Nights.

First lady: U know! My hubby is so lazy that I had to take his unit in.

Second Lady: My hubby is so lazy that I had to strip his pant & take it in.

Third lady: My hubby is so lazy so lazy that I stripped his pants off, took his penis in & He only lay on me waiting for an Earthquake to do the rest of the work.

Pleasure is a mental state

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.

He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse."

One student stands up and says, "Professor, either you don't know how to *uck, or I don't know how to shit."

Plane crash

Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip across the ocean.

The first lady said, "I don't know about y'all, but I'm gonna wear hot pink underwear before I get on that plane."

"Why?" the other two asked.

The first replied, "Because, if that plane is gonna crash, and I'm out there laying butt-up in a corn field, they're going to see my ass."

The second lady said, "Well, I'm going to wear some fluorescent orange underwear."

"Why?" the others asked.

The second lady answered, "Because if this plane is going to crash and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, they're gonna see my ass."

The third old lady said, "Well, I'm not going to wear any underwear."

"What? No underwear!" the others said in disbelief.

"That's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any underwear," the third lady said, "because if this plane crashes, they're going to look for the black box

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