3 pets = 1 husband

3 pets = 1 husband

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband.

I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

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Wife Wanted

One day a man inserted an ad in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.

They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Faces of a man

Faces of a man after engagement = Superman.
after marriage = Gentaleman.
after 10 years = Watchman.
after 20 years = Doberman.

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