3 pets = 1 husband
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
More Marriage Jokes
One day a man inserted an ad in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Faces of a man after engagement = Superman.
after marriage = Gentaleman.
after 10 years = Watchman.
after 20 years = Doberman.