Why black condom???

Why black condom???

Shiela lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Sara says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant. Their first night there she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties? "She replies, 'My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, "What's with this...a black condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my condolences."

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A girl applied for a job, and was given a form to fill out, She retired to a table in a corner of the room with it.

Most of the blanks she filled out with no great difficulty, but presently she seemed to be having trouble in deciding how to answer one question.

She looked over furtively, chewed the pen, then wrote a word or two and submitted the form.

The Boss looked it over -- name, age, address, telephone no, then came a space which said: "Sex..." Here she had written "Occasionally."

Lazy hubby

Three ladies were talking about their first Nights.

First lady: U know! My hubby is so lazy that I had to take his unit in.

Second Lady: My hubby is so lazy that I had to strip his pant & take it in.

Third lady: My hubby is so lazy so lazy that I stripped his pants off, took his penis in & He only lay on me waiting for an Earthquake to do the rest of the work.

Pleasure is a mental state

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.

He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse."

One student stands up and says, "Professor, either you don't know how to *uck, or I don't know how to shit."

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