Santa is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..
More Sardar Jokes
Once Santa and Banta reach US they decide to part ways and meet after a year.
After the decided time they meet and Santa comes on a bike but Banta comes in a limousine. On inquiring Banta tells Santa that he has installed a machine which gives a very good blow job for one dollar and thus have minted money.
Impressed they again part ways with an agreement that they will meet again next year. After a year Santa comes in a private jet while Banta comes in another limousine.
Banta inquired on the sudden prosperity and was told that He (Santa) has also installed a similar machine but have modified it to take two dollars only after which it allows you to withdraw.