Wife's birthday

Wife's birthday

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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Cast of Marriage

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

3 pets = 1 husband

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband.

I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Wife Wanted

One day a man inserted an ad in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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