The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
More Marriage Jokes
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
One day a man inserted an ad in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."