20, 30, 40, 50 ...........

20, 30, 40, 50 ...........

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis.

So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out!

A few minutes later, two old ladies weere strolling along the beach, using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up from the sand, she began to move it around with her cane. Remarking to her friend she said "There's no justice in the world". Her friend asked what she meant?

She replied: "When I was 20. I was curious about it,
when I was 30, I enjoyed it!
when I was 40, I asked for it.
when I was 50, I paid for it,
when I was 60, I prayed for it,
when I was 70, I forgot about it,
I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm to old to squat! "

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Why black condom???

Shiela lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Sara says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant. Their first night there she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties? "She replies, 'My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, "What's with this...a black condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my condolences."


A girl applied for a job, and was given a form to fill out, She retired to a table in a corner of the room with it.

Most of the blanks she filled out with no great difficulty, but presently she seemed to be having trouble in deciding how to answer one question.

She looked over furtively, chewed the pen, then wrote a word or two and submitted the form.

The Boss looked it over -- name, age, address, telephone no, then came a space which said: "Sex..." Here she had written "Occasionally."

Lazy hubby

Three ladies were talking about their first Nights.

First lady: U know! My hubby is so lazy that I had to take his unit in.

Second Lady: My hubby is so lazy that I had to strip his pant & take it in.

Third lady: My hubby is so lazy so lazy that I stripped his pants off, took his penis in & He only lay on me waiting for an Earthquake to do the rest of the work.

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