A sardar ji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected. He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes.
More Sardar Jokes
There Was a short note written on Poster of Adult Movie
Note was Under 18 are not allowded.
so one sardarjee saw this msg,
what he did next time he came with 17 sardarjee alogn with him.
Santa is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..
Once Santa and Banta reach US they decide to part ways and meet after a year.
After the decided time they meet and Santa comes on a bike but Banta comes in a limousine. On inquiring Banta tells Santa that he has installed a machine which gives a very good blow job for one dollar and thus have minted money.
Impressed they again part ways with an agreement that they will meet again next year. After a year Santa comes in a private jet while Banta comes in another limousine.
Banta inquired on the sudden prosperity and was told that He (Santa) has also installed a similar machine but have modified it to take two dollars only after which it allows you to withdraw.