Santa:Yaar bade udaas ho. Kyun?
Banta: Yaar meri biwi se meri ladaai huyi aur tab se woh mujhse 30 din tak baat nahi karne ki kasam kha chukhi hain.
Santa:Toh isme udaas hone wali baat kya hain.
Banta:Yaar Kyunki aaj 30va din hain.
More Sardar Jokes
A sardar ji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected. He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes.
There Was a short note written on Poster of Adult Movie
Note was Under 18 are not allowded.
so one sardarjee saw this msg,
what he did next time he came with 17 sardarjee alogn with him.
Santa is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..