Two sardars go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.
The first sardar turns to the second and says,"You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way", says the second, "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't", says the sardar, "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second sardar. Exasperated and starving, the first sardar digs into the sandwiches.
Suddenly, the second sardar pops out from behind a rock and yells,"THATS IT!!! I knew it....now I'm not going!"
More Sardar Jokes
Santa (2 banta): Yaar tu mujhe hamesha ek hi sms do baar kyun karta hain.
Banta: Taaki agar jo tu ek sms forward kare toh ek toh tere paas rahe.
Santa:Yaar bade udaas ho. Kyun?
Banta: Yaar meri biwi se meri ladaai huyi aur tab se woh mujhse 30 din tak baat nahi karne ki kasam kha chukhi hain.
Santa:Toh isme udaas hone wali baat kya hain.
Banta:Yaar Kyunki aaj 30va din hain.
A sardar ji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected. He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes.