A Million Dollars Prize
Santa receives a call.
"Sir, you can win out top prize of million dollars instantly if you answer with a NO to my first question. Are you ready?
Santa: YES, YES!
More Sardar Jokes
Santa's friend: How was your exam?
Santa: It was okay but I couldnt' answer the past tense of THINK. I thought, thought and thought and then I rote "THUNK".
Two sardars go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.
The first sardar turns to the second and says,"You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way", says the second, "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't", says the sardar, "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second sardar. Exasperated and starving, the first sardar digs into the sandwiches.
Suddenly, the second sardar pops out from behind a rock and yells,"THATS IT!!! I knew it....now I'm not going!"
Santa (2 banta): Yaar tu mujhe hamesha ek hi sms do baar kyun karta hain.
Banta: Taaki agar jo tu ek sms forward kare toh ek toh tere paas rahe.