Man: Santa singh where were you born?
Man: Which part?
Santa: Oye, part part kya kar raha hai ? Whole body born in Punjab.
More Sardar Jokes
Santa receives a call.
"Sir, you can win out top prize of million dollars instantly if you answer with a NO to my first question. Are you ready?
Santa: YES, YES!
Santa's friend: How was your exam?
Santa: It was okay but I couldnt' answer the past tense of THINK. I thought, thought and thought and then I rote "THUNK".
Two sardars go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.
The first sardar turns to the second and says,"You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way", says the second, "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't", says the sardar, "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second sardar. Exasperated and starving, the first sardar digs into the sandwiches.
Suddenly, the second sardar pops out from behind a rock and yells,"THATS IT!!! I knew it....now I'm not going!"