Santa Singh and Banta singh were fighting after finishing their exam.
Teacher: Why are you two fighting?
Santa Singh: The fool left his answer sheet blank.
Teacher: So?
Santa Singh: Even I have left my answer sheet blank. Now you will think that we have copied.
Man: Santa singh where were you born?
Santa: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Santa: Oye, part part kya kar raha hai ? Whole body born in Punjab.
Santa receives a call.
"Sir, you can win out top prize of million dollars instantly if you answer with a NO to my first question. Are you ready?
Santa: YES, YES!
Santa's friend: How was your exam?
Santa: It was okay but I couldnt' answer the past tense of THINK. I thought, thought and thought and then I rote "THUNK".