A politician's most important ability is to foretell what will happen tomorrow and next month and next year - and to explain afterwards why it didn't happen.
More Political Jokes
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated,
'Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.'
Laloo was very surprised.
'You Japanese are very inepicient (inefficient),' he stated. 'Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!'
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED"
Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it," Bill replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."