Veg or Non-Veg
Air hostess to Laloo: Are u Vegiteratian or Non- Vegiteratian ?
Laloo : I am Indian.
Air hostess: I mean, maasa hari or shaka haari?
Laloo: oh nahi re, sirf Bihari!
More Hindi Jokes
1st Sindhi: U know I am the best at saving money. I sent my wife alone for the honeymoon and saved half the money.
2nd Sindhi: U have done nothing my freind. I saved the total cost of my honeymoon. I sent my wife with my freind.
Did u know why Adnan Sami sung "Bheegi Bheegi raton mein".
Arey yaar Huggies don't come in elephant size.
A muslim girl wearing a burka was going on the road.
The boy going just behind the girl said,"Rafta Rafta dekho aankh jisse ladhi hain."
Girl Replied,"Aankh Jisse ladhi, tere baap se bhi badhi hain."