Bear and rabbit

Bear and rabbit

A bear and rabbit are taking a shit in the woods when the bear turns to the rabbit and says

"do you have any trouble with shit sticking to your fur"

the rabbit turns and says "no!"

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was.

She responded, "It's my wash cloth."

Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair.

The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"

The mother responded, "I lost it."

The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth.

A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth."

The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"

The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."

Favorite timepass

For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. So it wouldn't be a boring project, he chose to find out peoples' favorite pastimes.

The teacher required that he sample at least 100 people, so he started out his project visiting a fairly large apartment building near the university.

He knocked on the first door and a man answered.

"Sir, what is your name ?" ; asked the student

"John" ,

"Sir, I'm doing a school study and would like to know what is your favorite pastime ?"

"Watching bubbles in bath," Came the reply.

He liked the esoterical answer and continued down the hall, until he came to the next door, when he asked again.

"Sir, what is your name ?"

"Jeff !" ,

"Sir, Would you please tell me your favorite pastime ?"

"Watching bubbles in bath," was the answer.

Quite amused and confused he went on to ask a good number of people in the building and and all of them had the same pastime "watching bubbles in bath".

He left the building and walked across the street where there were several row houses to continue the survey.

At the first house, he knocks and an attractive college girl opens the door.

Our surveyor starts agins - "What is your name?"

"Bubbles !"

Feel like a woman

A train is about 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off & says
"can anyone make me feel like a woman before I die?"
So a man takes off his clothes & says
"iron these!"

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