Sardars were dancing around the dead body of a sardar. People were astonished at there behaviour.
Some one asked, Why are you dancing around the dead body of a sardar.
One Sardar replied, "He has kept our nose. He is the only one sardar that has died with brain tumor."
More Sardar Jokes
One day two sardars met and started chatting. The main topic of the conversation was about how others view sardars. They felt that sardars are being ridiculed too much by others. They wanted to teach others a good lesson. Soon they had a plan for that. Said one Sardar to the other, "We two will go to beach tomorrow morning. We should keep on staring at the sea. People in anxiety will crowd behind us but we should not turn to see them. Finally in the night or so we will turn and say "Hey Fools! What you think of sardars?". That will be a good lesson. What do you feel?". The other one was simply overwhelmed. He said "that's really great!" and hugged him. Next day the two sardars went to the beach and did according to the plan. Soon they heard murmuring behind them and were happy. Time passed by and the noise from behind was increasing more. The two smiled at each other but didn't turn. It became late night and the sardars decided to turn to see the crowd. The sardars were shocked not because the crowd was more than expected BUT ALL IN THE CROWD WERE SARDARS!!!
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
One day, a man passing by a hill, noticed a Sardar sitting on top of it with a book in hand and many beside him.
The man, out of curiosity, shouted out to the Sardar, "Oye Paaji, ki kar rahe ho?"
To which the Sardar replied, "Oye, dikhta nahi, main apni higher studies complete kar raha hoon!"