Lallu & Mayawati

Lallu & Mayawati

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

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A politician's most important ability is to foretell what will happen tomorrow and next month and next year - and to explain afterwards why it didn't happen.

3 years vs 3 Days

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated,

'Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.'

Laloo was very surprised.

'You Japanese are very inepicient (inefficient),' he stated. 'Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!'


At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."

And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."

The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"

Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED"

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