Mother of Six
Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six,' in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, 'Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'
More Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh was standing in the line to buy a ticket. The person who was first in the line said, Give me a Punjab Mail. "Took the ticket and went. The one before santa said the same and got the ticket.
Now came Santa's turn. He said," Give me a Punjab Female."
Ticket One asked, "What does it mean?"
Santa said, "Actually this ticket is for my wife."
Sardars were dancing around the dead body of a sardar. People were astonished at there behaviour.
Some one asked, Why are you dancing around the dead body of a sardar.
One Sardar replied, "He has kept our nose. He is the only one sardar that has died with brain tumor."
One day two sardars met and started chatting. The main topic of the conversation was about how others view sardars. They felt that sardars are being ridiculed too much by others. They wanted to teach others a good lesson. Soon they had a plan for that. Said one Sardar to the other, "We two will go to beach tomorrow morning. We should keep on staring at the sea. People in anxiety will crowd behind us but we should not turn to see them. Finally in the night or so we will turn and say "Hey Fools! What you think of sardars?". That will be a good lesson. What do you feel?". The other one was simply overwhelmed. He said "that's really great!" and hugged him. Next day the two sardars went to the beach and did according to the plan. Soon they heard murmuring behind them and were happy. Time passed by and the noise from behind was increasing more. The two smiled at each other but didn't turn. It became late night and the sardars decided to turn to see the crowd. The sardars were shocked not because the crowd was more than expected BUT ALL IN THE CROWD WERE SARDARS!!!