Two out of three
Three professors had walked down to the train station from the University. They were so absorbed in their conversation that they didn't hear the train arrive, but they did notice the noise of the train as it started to depart.
After a desperate rush two of them manage to scramble onboard. The third looked sad and a passing railway official said, 'Don't feel bad, atleast two out of three of you made it.'
'True...', sighed the professor, 'But the other two were only here to see me off!'
More Funny Jokes
A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks.
The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has.
The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys."
The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000.
Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce.
The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?"
The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"
A lady had three son in laws.
To know which one of them loved her.
She took one of them to a lake and pretended to be drowned. The son in law saved her. Next morning a Honda City was at his house stating,
"Thanks-Mother In Law".
She did the same with second son in law. The same thing happened and the second son in law got the same gift.
She took the third son in law to the same lake and did the same. But the third son in law did not do the same. He let her drowned. The next morning he got a Mercedeez Benz at his house stating,
"Thanks-Father in Law".
A train driver got an accident and drive it to the fields along the track.
People asked what happend.
He replied a man was coming under it.
The people said that you should not consider man and drive over him.
Driver replied "infact I was doing so but he ran towards the fields".