Going to Veags
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. 'Where are you going?' he asked.
'To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!'
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.
'What do you think you are doing?' she screamed.
'Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you live on $800 a year!'
More Marriage Jokes
Its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women......
and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire".
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire".
Sadhu: Hey bahgwaan tu mujhe dard de, dukh de, sare sansar ka gum de, kasht de, takleef de.
Chela : Baba itni saari demand kyo karte ho sirf biwi manglo!!!