Outside the operation theatre
There are three guys waiting outside the operation theatre. The first person is reading a book called 'Lord Jesus'. A nurse comes out and tells the first person 'Your wife has delivered a baby'.
After sometime the nurse comes back and looks at the second person. The second person is reading a book called 'Lav Kush'. The nurse informs him that his wife has delivered two babies.
After some more time the nurse comes back but before she can say anything the third person runs away from there leaving behind the book he was reading - titled 'Ali Baba Chaalis Chor'.
More Hindi Jokes
A beggar asks a man in car at a traffic light for a few Rupees.
The man says, 'If I give you the money, will you just use it to buy booze?'
The beggar says, 'No, I dont drink'.
The man asks, 'Will you gamble it away?'
The beggar says 'No, I dont gamble'.
Then the man asks, 'Then will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?'
Rabri was walking on a beach when she found a bottle. She opened it to see what was inside. Out came a Genie with three wishes as usual.
Genie: You can have any three wishes. But remember whatever you ask, your husband will get the same thing ten times more.
Rabri: Make me the most beautiful woman on earth.
Genie: Remember that Laloo will get the same treatment, ten times. All the girls will be after him.
Rabri: That's all right. Where will Laloo go? After all I will be the most beautiful woman, so he will always be running after me.
The Genie waves his hand and Rabri becomes the most beautiful woman on earth.
Genie: What is your next wish?
Rabri: Make me the richest woman on earth.
Genie: Remember that Laloo will get ten times what you get.
Rabri: That's all right. All that's his is mine anyway.
The Genie again waves his hand and it is done.
Genie: What is your third wish?
Rabri: Give a mild heart attack.
Narasimha Rao, Mulayam Singh Yadav and Laloo Yadav died and reach hell. All 3 of them desperately feel like talking to their family members. So, when Yamaraj asks them for one last wish they say that they would want to make a phone call to their respective houses. Yamaraj says, 'OK, but you will be charged at international rates for the phone call!'.
Next they make a phone call each and are then given their bill. Narasimha Rao's bill will read Rs. 50,000, Mulayam Singh's, Rs. 45,000 and Laloo's bill Rs. 1.50.
Narasimha Rao and Mulayam Singh are pretty upset and think this is unfair, 'How could you charge him just Rs. 1.50?'.
Yamaraj replies, 'That's because from hell to Bihar it's only a local call.'