Sorry I'm late
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
More Sardar Jokes
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!'
After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.
The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Santa?'
'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Santa Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Santa Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
One day when Santa Singh entered into his house he saw his wife in bed with his friend Banta Singh!
He gets very very angry, takes out his shotgun and shoots Banta Singh!
Banta Singh is dead instantly.
His wife screams at Santa, 'Are you crazy! If you behave like this you will lose all your friends!!!'