Relaxing

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing'

Sardar answered ' No I am Banta Singh!'

Another guy came and asked the same Question.

Sardar answered ' No No Me Banta Singh!'

Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him ' Are you Relak Singh?'

The other Sardar was much educated and answered 'Yes I am relaxing.'

The Sardar slapped him on his face and said 'Salay, Sab tere ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai?'




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Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

Stupid????

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!'

After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.

The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Santa?'

'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Vitamins

Santa Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Santa Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

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