Before it starts
Santa Singh comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, 'Get me a beer before it starts.'
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, 'Get me another beer before it starts.'
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, 'Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute.'
The wife is furious. She yells at him 'Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . .'
Santa sighs and says, 'It's started... '
More Sardar Jokes
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing'
Sardar answered ' No I am Banta Singh!'
Another guy came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered ' No No Me Banta Singh!'
Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him ' Are you Relak Singh?'
The other Sardar was much educated and answered 'Yes I am relaxing.'
The Sardar slapped him on his face and said 'Salay, Sab tere ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai?'
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!'
After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.
The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Santa?'
'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'