Third Japanese Baby
In a Japanese house a baby was born. It had tiny eyes, nose, ears and mouth; so they named him Ingwingwong.
Soon a second baby was born. It also had tiny ears, eyes, nose and mouth. They named him Chingwingwong.
Then the third was born. It had BIG ears, eyes, nose and mouth. The parents thought for long and at last named him Somethingwrong.
More Funny Jokes
A woman was sitting in the doctor's office when he came in and said, 'This isn't a urine sample you brought in. It's apple juice.'
'Oh my god' she said. 'I've got to get to a phone.'
'Why?' asked the doctor.
'I must have packed the other bottle in my husbands lunch box.'
A man sees in the street two workers performing the following procedure: The first one is digging a ditch, and the second one, a few feet behind is covering the ditch with the the sand that was just dug out.
After watching them for a while he could not resist his curiosity and he went to ask them what they are doing and what was the goal in their work.
'This is very simple, mister' said one of the workers. 'Usually we are a team of three: One digs, the other puts communication cable into the ditch and the third one covers it. Unfortunately, the guy who puts the cables into the ditch is sick today, so we are doing the best we can.'
A man got a call from his doctor who said 'I have some bad news and some terrible news, which would you rather hear first?'
The man says 'The bad news.'
The doctor says 'The lab messed up your tests and when they re-did them, they found out you only have 48 hours to live!'
The man exclaimed 'What could be more terrible than that!!??'
The doctor replied 'we tried all day yesterday to get hold of you but your phone was busy!'