Invited on Dinner

Invited on Dinner

'Honey,' said a husband to his wife, 'I invited a friend home for dinner.'

'What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!'

'I know all that.'

'Then why did you invite a friend for supper?'

'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.'

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Going to Veags

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. 'Where are you going?' he asked.

'To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!'

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.

'What do you think you are doing?' she screamed.

'Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you live on $800 a year!'


Its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women......

and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

It is I

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire".

"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

The woman replied, "A billionaire".

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