Invited on Dinner
'Honey,' said a husband to his wife, 'I invited a friend home for dinner.'
'What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!'
'I know all that.'
'Then why did you invite a friend for supper?'
'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.'
More Marriage Jokes
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. 'Where are you going?' he asked.
'To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!'
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.
'What do you think you are doing?' she screamed.
'Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you live on $800 a year!'
Its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women......
and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire".
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire".