Cricket in Heaven
Santa and Banta Singh were very fond of cricket. They would go to every game that happened in their city. One day Santa Singh died in a car accident while he was on his way to a cricket game.
A few days later he came to visit his friend Banta in a dream.
Banta asked Santa if heaven was good. Santa replied that it was better than being on Earth.
Banta Singh wanted to know if there was cricket in Heaven.
Santa Singh said, 'Well, I have good news and bad news for you.'
Banta asked, 'What's the good news?'
'Well, Banta, yes there is cricket in Heaven!'
'What's the bad news?'
'The bad news is you are opening batsman in tomorrow's game!'
More Hindi Jokes
Sometime into the future Laloo Yadav is dead and has left his wife behind. Rabri was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, 'Rabriji! This is meeee...'
'Laloo,' she answered. 'I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?'
'Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,' Laloo answered. 'The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over.'
'Thank God, you made it to heaven,' his wife cried.
'Heaven?' he answered. 'What heaven? I'm a cow in Bihar!'
A pakistani, An Indian, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train in Europe.
The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and ... it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The woman and the Indian are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking : That pakistani must have tried to kiss that girl and has got slapped.
The Pakistani is thinking : 'Damn it, that Indian must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me.'
The girl is thinking : 'That Pakistani must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the Indian instead and got slapped.'
The Indian is thinking, 'If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again!'
An American, a Pakistani and an Indian are travelling in plane when there is an emergency and everyone has to jump off.
The American gets hold of a parachute and jumps. Since there is a shortage of parachutes, the Pakistani opens up his turban and jumps holding on to it with both hands as a parachute.
The Indian can't lay hands on anything and he just jumps without anything. After a few seconds of falling at high speeds he passes the Pakistani. The Pakistani gets pretty angry watching him and shouts, 'So you're trying to race me...' and lets go of his turban!