BANTA SINGH TO HIS WIFE IN BED - THODA UPAR, AB LEFT, ITNA NAHI THODA RIGHT HOKE PICHE, ABHI THODA AAGE.
WIFE- ARE YOU MAKING LOVE TO ME OR PARKING ME LIKE A CAR.
More Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking through the bazaar when they spotted Santa's girl-friend walking hand-in-hand with another guy. Santa just looks the other way and they walk on.
Banta Singh was startled to see the easy way Santa Singh was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with someone else.
'What's wrong with you? This is the third time we've spotted her with another man and yet you don't do anything? You should have gone out and hit that man in the jaw!'
'I'm waiting,' Santa said.
'Waiting for what?' asked Banta.
'Waiting to catch her with a smaller guy.'
A Sardar, a Japanese, and a Britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said 'I'll give each of you one wish.'
All three were very happy!
The japanese said 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he was gone!
The britisher said 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he too was gone.
The sardar said 'Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were here!'
A cheerful sardarji truck driver pulled up at a roadside dhaba in the middle of the night for a dinner stop.
Halfway through his meal, three wild-looking young men on motorcycles roared up - rich looking kids driving up from nearby Delhi.
For no reason at all, they selected the truck driver as a target. One poured pepper over his head, another stole his tandoori chicken, the third deliberately tipped his tea over.
The sardarji never said one word, just stood up, paid his bill, and left.
'Saala, that sardarji wasn't much of a fighter,' sneered one of the young goons to the owner of the dhaba. The dhaba owner, peering out into the night, added, 'He doesn't seem to be much of a truck driver, either. He just ran his truck right over three motorcycles.'