Vivek, Salman, Hrithik
all the 3 men died & went to heaven.
The angel in charge said that if you fall into the dirty holes, u will get a sick & ugly girl tied next to U. well, Vivek was the 1st one to fall. He was immidiately hand-cuffed to a fat & ugly lady. Hrithik had the same fate as well.. Salman never fell into the holes..& one day, he suddenly finds Aiswarya Rai hand-cuffed next to him. He says to her,"I did not fall into any holes... then, how did u reach here? haha...." & starts laughing.. She replies, "I dont know about you but when I fell into one hole, I reached here......"
Insect in The Beer
An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away.
Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free.
Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT!!
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer -Relates the issue to Kashmir -Asks the Chinese for Military aid -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer..
More Hindi Jokes
Vivek, Salman, Hrithik
Santa and Banta Singh were very fond of cricket. They would go to every game that happened in their city. One day Santa Singh died in a car accident while he was on his way to a cricket game.
A few days later he came to visit his friend Banta in a dream.
Banta asked Santa if heaven was good. Santa replied that it was better than being on Earth.
Banta Singh wanted to know if there was cricket in Heaven.
Santa Singh said, 'Well, I have good news and bad news for you.'
Banta asked, 'What's the good news?'
'Well, Banta, yes there is cricket in Heaven!'
'What's the bad news?'
'The bad news is you are opening batsman in tomorrow's game!'
Sometime into the future Laloo Yadav is dead and has left his wife behind. Rabri was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, 'Rabriji! This is meeee...'
'Laloo,' she answered. 'I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?'
'Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,' Laloo answered. 'The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over.'
'Thank God, you made it to heaven,' his wife cried.
'Heaven?' he answered. 'What heaven? I'm a cow in Bihar!'