## At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
## You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
## When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
## When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
## At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
## When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
## At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
## At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
## In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again.
## At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
More Hindi Jokes
An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away.
Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free.
Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT!!
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer -Relates the issue to Kashmir -Asks the Chinese for Military aid -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer..
Vivek, Salman, Hrithik
all the 3 men died & went to heaven.
The angel in charge said that if you fall into the dirty holes, u will get a sick & ugly girl tied next to U. well, Vivek was the 1st one to fall. He was immidiately hand-cuffed to a fat & ugly lady. Hrithik had the same fate as well.. Salman never fell into the holes..& one day, he suddenly finds Aiswarya Rai hand-cuffed next to him. He says to her,"I did not fall into any holes... then, how did u reach here? haha...." & starts laughing.. She replies, "I dont know about you but when I fell into one hole, I reached here......"
Santa and Banta Singh were very fond of cricket. They would go to every game that happened in their city. One day Santa Singh died in a car accident while he was on his way to a cricket game.
A few days later he came to visit his friend Banta in a dream.
Banta asked Santa if heaven was good. Santa replied that it was better than being on Earth.
Banta Singh wanted to know if there was cricket in Heaven.
Santa Singh said, 'Well, I have good news and bad news for you.'
Banta asked, 'What's the good news?'
'Well, Banta, yes there is cricket in Heaven!'
'What's the bad news?'
'The bad news is you are opening batsman in tomorrow's game!'