One more chance!
There's a group of intelligent(!) sardars who plan to give an IQ test to their sardar fellowmates. Henceforth a meeting is arranged & all the sardars in the community are invited.
So first, they call banta singh and ask him what is 10+35?
He thinks for quite sometime, and finally answers 55.
All his friends shout ,"Give him one more chance !!".
So next, he's asked what is 11+12? he says 25 & again his friends shout ,"Give him one more chance!!".
This time he's asked what is 2+2? This time he answers 4 & all his sardar friends shout ,"Give him one more chance!!".
More Sardar Jokes
BANTA SINGH TO HIS WIFE IN BED - THODA UPAR, AB LEFT, ITNA NAHI THODA RIGHT HOKE PICHE, ABHI THODA AAGE.
WIFE- ARE YOU MAKING LOVE TO ME OR PARKING ME LIKE A CAR.
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking through the bazaar when they spotted Santa's girl-friend walking hand-in-hand with another guy. Santa just looks the other way and they walk on.
Banta Singh was startled to see the easy way Santa Singh was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with someone else.
'What's wrong with you? This is the third time we've spotted her with another man and yet you don't do anything? You should have gone out and hit that man in the jaw!'
'I'm waiting,' Santa said.
'Waiting for what?' asked Banta.
'Waiting to catch her with a smaller guy.'
A Sardar, a Japanese, and a Britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said 'I'll give each of you one wish.'
All three were very happy!
The japanese said 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he was gone!
The britisher said 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he too was gone.
The sardar said 'Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were here!'