Turner Brown

Turner Brown

A small white guy went into an elevator, when he got in he noticed a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black guy looked down upon the small white guy and said, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."

The small guy fainted!! The huge black dude picked up the little hite guy and brought him to, slapping his face and shaking him. He asked the small white guy, "What's wrong?" Our petite friend said, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The black giant looked down and repeated, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown" The white guy sighed,

"Oh, thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around!!'"

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In the bathroom

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!"

He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.

When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said, "That was the best, honey.

You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you?"

His wife said, "No, no. I'll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my ass."

Dog did

A married man had a sweet young secretary and decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to "work late" and she said, "no problem."

After dinner they went back to her apartment and had mad sex for hours. On the way home he noticed a huge hickey on his neck. He fell into a state of panic.

What was he going to tell his wife?

He walked in the door and was greeted by his excited and happy dog. Inspired, he fell to the floor and pretended to fight off the affectionate dog.

Holding his neck with one hand he walked into the living room and exclaimed,"

Honey! Look at what the dog did to my neck!"

His wife jumped up, ripped open her blouse and said, "That's nothing, look at what he did to my tits!"

Some questions

Q: What is the similarity between Cassette & Girl?
A: You can use them on either side.

Q: What is the similarity between Girls and Aeroplane?
A: Both have Cockpits.

Q: What is similarity between Tea and Girl ?
A: Both are hot, Both have milk.

Q: What is the difference between Men's Cricket and Woman's Cricket?
A: In Men's Cricketer, there is short leg between two long legs and In Woman's cricket, there is a deep gully in two fine legs.

Q: What did Egyptian Boy say to Roman Girl ?
A: Come behind the Pyramid and I will make you a mummy.

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