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Different scenario

Different scenario

If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that.

scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who is right - you are in Kolkata.


scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on - that's Mumbai.


scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. the first two get together & beat him up - that's Delhi .


scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall - that's Ahmedabad.


scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to solve the
issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program. that's Bangalore.


scenario 6

Two guys are fighting crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly says that anna doesnt like all this nonsense and let out few vikram, surya,ajit dialogues from movies - that's chennai.


scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. both of them take time out and all their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. The first two are enjoying the show and call up other friends too to come down you are in Hyderabad.


scenario 8

Rwo guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch someone calls police the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone throws stones at the police, the police throw stones back at the crowd, some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next day, harthal and holiday declared by government, You are very much in Kerala.




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Roles in Heaven

Brahma
Systems Installation

Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada
Data transfer

Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

Devas
Mainframe Programmers

Surya
Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas
In house Hackers

Ravan
Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process

Lakshman
Support Software and Backup

Hanuman
Linux/s390

Vaali
MS Windows

Sugreeva
DOS

Jatayu
Firewall

Dronacharya
System Programmer

Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni
Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle)

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer

Draupadi
Motivation & Team building

Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna
Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++

Gandhari
Dreamweaver

Shani
Test Engineer: frequenty detecting bugs.

Laloojee's

At the Laloo's point

A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee.

During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.

He said, "Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G
12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K
12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful?

This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity,
and make your Kingdom prosperous.

Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year"

Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, "I have better formula. See this......

C O R R U P T I O N
3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %

Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week."

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