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"Bun" liners

"Bun" liners

Q: Why did Ram, Lakshman and Sita eat only Buns during their stay in the forest?
A: It was their Bun-waas.

Q: What do you call a male bun?
A: Bun-da

Q: And a female bun?
A: Of course, bun-di.

Q: What do you call a bun which is walking away?
A: Bun-jaara.

Q: How would you tell a bun to come to you?
A: Bun-aanaa

Q: How do you respectfully address a Bengali who bakes buns?
A: Bunner-ji

Q: A popular Hindi movie on various recipes for making buns?
A: Bun-dish.

Q: A house made up of shiny buns?
A: Bun-glow

Q: The most popular brand of buns?
A: Ray-bun.

Q: A pawn broker who pawns buns?
A: Bun-ia

Q: An antiseptic bun?
A: Bun-nol

Q: Where do buns go for pilgrimage?
A: Bun-aras.

Q: A bun as a music instrument?
A: Bun-soory

Q: Country for buns?
A: Bun-gladesh

Q: Place for hajjaar programmer buns?
A: Bun-galore

Q: What do you call a Bun from the city?
A: Ur-bun

Q: What do you call a Bun on a Sardar's Head ?
A: Tur-Bun

Q: What do you call a bun in a chariot race?
A: Bun-Hur

Q: What do you call a decorated bun?
A: Sunder-bun




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Different scenario

If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that.

scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who is right - you are in Kolkata.


scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on - that's Mumbai.


scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. the first two get together & beat him up - that's Delhi .


scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall - that's Ahmedabad.


scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to solve the
issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program. that's Bangalore.


scenario 6

Two guys are fighting crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly says that anna doesnt like all this nonsense and let out few vikram, surya,ajit dialogues from movies - that's chennai.


scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. both of them take time out and all their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. The first two are enjoying the show and call up other friends too to come down you are in Hyderabad.


scenario 8

Rwo guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch someone calls police the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone throws stones at the police, the police throw stones back at the crowd, some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next day, harthal and holiday declared by government, You are very much in Kerala.

Girls of 1960 & Today

1960 Girl:
Jiya bekaraar hai,
Aayee bahaar hai,
Aaja more saajna,
Tera intejaar hai !


Today's Girl:
Jiya bekaraar hai,
Aayee bahaar hai,
Aaja more saajna,
Varna doosra taiyaar hai!

Roles in Heaven

Brahma
Systems Installation

Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada
Data transfer

Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

Devas
Mainframe Programmers

Surya
Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas
In house Hackers

Ravan
Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process

Lakshman
Support Software and Backup

Hanuman
Linux/s390

Vaali
MS Windows

Sugreeva
DOS

Jatayu
Firewall

Dronacharya
System Programmer

Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni
Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle)

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer

Draupadi
Motivation & Team building

Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna
Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++

Gandhari
Dreamweaver

Shani
Test Engineer: frequenty detecting bugs.

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