Dirty Train

Dirty Train

From New Delhi to Bombay came a very dirty train. The train had many animals in the corridors, and many people eating and creating even more garbage. In one cabin, there were a Chinese and a Marwadi sitting one in front of the other.

Suddenly a fly sat on the Chinese man's head, and using his hypontic skills, he hypnotized the fly only with his eyes. Then he took the fly, opened his mouth, looked at the Marwadi, and ate it.

Five minutes later came another fly, and the Chinese guy did the same thing.

The next fly landed this time on the Marwadi's head. The Marwadi did the same thing, with his eyes he hypnotized the fly, took it, opened his mouth, looked at the Chinese guy, and asked, "Do you want to buy it?"

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Business Mind !

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married

Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".

Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."

Now this is how business is done!!

"Bun" liners

Q: Why did Ram, Lakshman and Sita eat only Buns during their stay in the forest?
A: It was their Bun-waas.

Q: What do you call a male bun?
A: Bun-da

Q: And a female bun?
A: Of course, bun-di.

Q: What do you call a bun which is walking away?
A: Bun-jaara.

Q: How would you tell a bun to come to you?
A: Bun-aanaa

Q: How do you respectfully address a Bengali who bakes buns?
A: Bunner-ji

Q: A popular Hindi movie on various recipes for making buns?
A: Bun-dish.

Q: A house made up of shiny buns?
A: Bun-glow

Q: The most popular brand of buns?
A: Ray-bun.

Q: A pawn broker who pawns buns?
A: Bun-ia

Q: An antiseptic bun?
A: Bun-nol

Q: Where do buns go for pilgrimage?
A: Bun-aras.

Q: A bun as a music instrument?
A: Bun-soory

Q: Country for buns?
A: Bun-gladesh

Q: Place for hajjaar programmer buns?
A: Bun-galore

Q: What do you call a Bun from the city?
A: Ur-bun

Q: What do you call a Bun on a Sardar's Head ?
A: Tur-Bun

Q: What do you call a bun in a chariot race?
A: Bun-Hur

Q: What do you call a decorated bun?
A: Sunder-bun

Different scenario

If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that.

scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who is right - you are in Kolkata.

scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on - that's Mumbai.

scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. the first two get together & beat him up - that's Delhi .

scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall - that's Ahmedabad.

scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to solve the
issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program. that's Bangalore.

scenario 6

Two guys are fighting crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly says that anna doesnt like all this nonsense and let out few vikram, surya,ajit dialogues from movies - that's chennai.

scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. both of them take time out and all their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. The first two are enjoying the show and call up other friends too to come down you are in Hyderabad.

scenario 8

Rwo guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch someone calls police the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone throws stones at the police, the police throw stones back at the crowd, some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next day, harthal and holiday declared by government, You are very much in Kerala.

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