Greatest Idiot in History

Q: Why do boys goes to temples?

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Because temple is the only place where you can find..


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Pooja


Bhawna


Shraddha


Aarti


Archana


Aradhana


Shanti


Jyoti ......


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TRIPTI

Agar reliance wala BRA banayega to slogan kya hoga.

-Come on India Karlo Mumme muthi me.

-Mere papa ka sapna - sabke doodh par ho dhakkan apna

A person suffering from bawasir (fistula) and admitted to hospital, after three days treatment, when he discharged, doctor advice him to apply cream at affected parts, twice a day, doctor said that, this time I will apply the cream thereafter you manage at home. When he is going to bed, he asked her wife to apply the cream, when she was applying the cream, he asked, I can not understand, you are having one hand on my shoulder and other on affected parts, while when doctor was applying the cream, his both hands was on my shoulder.