An Englisgman went next door to welcome his new Indian neighbour. He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.
The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other stuff. The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt. He became angry and went up to the Indian man."
I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face. The Indian man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was told, to be English, you have to chase chicks, get Piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."
More Hindi Jokes
From New Delhi to Bombay came a very dirty train. The train had many animals in the corridors, and many people eating and creating even more garbage. In one cabin, there were a Chinese and a Marwadi sitting one in front of the other.
Suddenly a fly sat on the Chinese man's head, and using his hypontic skills, he hypnotized the fly only with his eyes. Then he took the fly, opened his mouth, looked at the Marwadi, and ate it.
Five minutes later came another fly, and the Chinese guy did the same thing.
The next fly landed this time on the Marwadi's head. The Marwadi did the same thing, with his eyes he hypnotized the fly, took it, opened his mouth, looked at the Chinese guy, and asked, "Do you want to buy it?"
Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married
Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."
Now this is how business is done!!
Q: Why did Ram, Lakshman and Sita eat only Buns during their stay in the forest?
A: It was their Bun-waas.
Q: What do you call a male bun?
Q: And a female bun?
A: Of course, bun-di.
Q: What do you call a bun which is walking away?
Q: How would you tell a bun to come to you?
Q: How do you respectfully address a Bengali who bakes buns?
Q: A popular Hindi movie on various recipes for making buns?
Q: A house made up of shiny buns?
Q: The most popular brand of buns?
Q: A pawn broker who pawns buns?
Q: An antiseptic bun?
Q: Where do buns go for pilgrimage?
Q: A bun as a music instrument?
Q: Country for buns?
Q: Place for hajjaar programmer buns?
Q: What do you call a Bun from the city?
Q: What do you call a Bun on a Sardar's Head ?
Q: What do you call a bun in a chariot race?
Q: What do you call a decorated bun?