The most famous man!

The most famous man!

One day, at a school in South America a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you're a Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ".

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I know it is Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

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Jokes on Indian states


What do you call:

A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani

A Sindhi painter? Sadarangani

A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor? Thadani

A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor? Kriplani

A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor? Marjani

A communist Sindhi? Karl Lalwani

A Sindhi chef? Papadmull Kukreja

A Sindhi electrician? Voltram Bijlani

A fashionable Sindhi? Jogio Armani

A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja

A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani

A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani

A Sindhi stripper working in New York? Barbra Jhangiani

A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani

A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani

A Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rindani

A Sindhi postman? Mailwani

A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani

A fashionable Sindhi? Primlani

A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani

A Sindhi fly? Makhija

A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani

A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? - Because the air is free.


An angry Bengali letter? Chitti-chitti Bong Bong

A talkative Bengali? Bulbul Chatterjee

An outlawed Bengali? Kanoon Banerjee

An enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu

A Bengali who works? A work of fiction

A stupid Bengali girl? Balika Buddhu

A Bengali marriage? Bedding

A Bengali voyeur? Keyhollo

A mad Bengali? In Sen

A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? Kalidas Guha

A Bengali mobster? Robin Ganguli

A perfumed Bengali? Chandan Dass

A Bengali goldsmith? Shonar Bongla

What s bigger than the state of Bengal? The Bay of Bengal

What s common between Bengalis and sperms? Only 1 in a million works

When does a Bengali sound like a dog? When he says wow(Bow)

What does a ghati call a burping Bong? Mukhopadrya

What do you call a Bengali who doesn t eat fish? Ahilsa

What do you call an enlightened Bengali?- Jyoti Basu.

What do you call an outlawed Bengali?- Bonduk Bannerjee.

When does the Bengali sound like a dog?- When he bharks (works).


What do you call a very rich Malayalee? - MillionIyer.

What do you call an amazing Malayalee? - Pheno Menon.

What do you call a dashing Malayalee? - Debo Nair.

Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral?

Four to carry the coffin, one to carry the two-in-one.

What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? - Kutty Sark.

Why did the Malayalee cross the road? - To join the union on
the other side.

How does a Malayalee travel in Chembur? - BY ODO

How does a Malayalee cross the road? -simbly

What's Education

Quote of the decade...

A poor, ill educated man created a billion dollar Reliance Industry.

Two business graduates from Stanford and Wharton Business School, are busy breaking it up.


Mickey Mouse listen Ramayana

One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana.

Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.

Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me...who was the father of Lord Ram?"

Mickey Mouse cannot.

Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me...what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"

Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.

Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and Mickey Mouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall, he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end....

How did this happen???


After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)...

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