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Aptitude test for an Accountant

Aptitude test for an Accountant

Santa wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:

Tester: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Santa : SEVEN!

Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Santa : SEVEN!

Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?

Santa : SIX.

Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Santa : SEVEN!

Tester : How do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Santa : I've already got one rabbit at home.




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One more chance!

There's a group of intelligent(!) sardars who plan to give an IQ test to their sardar fellowmates. Henceforth a meeting is arranged & all the sardars in the community are invited.

So first, they call banta singh and ask him what is 10+35?

He thinks for quite sometime, and finally answers 55.

All his friends shout ,"Give him one more chance !!".

So next, he's asked what is 11+12? he says 25 & again his friends shout ,"Give him one more chance!!".

This time he's asked what is 2+2? This time he answers 4 & all his sardar friends shout ,"Give him one more chance!!".

Making Love

BANTA SINGH TO HIS WIFE IN BED - THODA UPAR, AB LEFT, ITNA NAHI THODA RIGHT HOKE PICHE, ABHI THODA AAGE.

WIFE- ARE YOU MAKING LOVE TO ME OR PARKING ME LIKE A CAR.

Waiting

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking through the bazaar when they spotted Santa's girl-friend walking hand-in-hand with another guy. Santa just looks the other way and they walk on.

Banta Singh was startled to see the easy way Santa Singh was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with someone else.

'What's wrong with you? This is the third time we've spotted her with another man and yet you don't do anything? You should have gone out and hit that man in the jaw!'

'I'm waiting,' Santa said.

'Waiting for what?' asked Banta.

'Waiting to catch her with a smaller guy.'

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