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Favourite flower

Favourite flower

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favourte flowers?

The Hindu replied, 'Lotus'

'Ha, I clean my shit with that!' the Englishman jeered

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower

The Muslim replied:'Chameli

'Ha I clean my shit with that!' The Englishman response

The Muslim also got angry but kept quite

The Englishman asked Santa, 'Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?'

Patriotic Santa replied: 'Cactus!




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Aptitude test for an Accountant

Santa wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:

Tester: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Santa : SEVEN!

Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Santa : SEVEN!

Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?

Santa : SIX.

Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Santa : SEVEN!

Tester : How do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Santa : I've already got one rabbit at home.

One more chance!

There's a group of intelligent(!) sardars who plan to give an IQ test to their sardar fellowmates. Henceforth a meeting is arranged & all the sardars in the community are invited.

So first, they call banta singh and ask him what is 10+35?

He thinks for quite sometime, and finally answers 55.

All his friends shout ,"Give him one more chance !!".

So next, he's asked what is 11+12? he says 25 & again his friends shout ,"Give him one more chance!!".

This time he's asked what is 2+2? This time he answers 4 & all his sardar friends shout ,"Give him one more chance!!".

Making Love

BANTA SINGH TO HIS WIFE IN BED - THODA UPAR, AB LEFT, ITNA NAHI THODA RIGHT HOKE PICHE, ABHI THODA AAGE.

WIFE- ARE YOU MAKING LOVE TO ME OR PARKING ME LIKE A CAR.

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