Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.
After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside downand started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.
More Sardar Jokes
Santa's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.
Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.
Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.
His father said, "Read that label. That's why!"
Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."
How did Santa singh try to kill the bird he had caught?
think think ............
He took it to the top of the building and left it!
Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favourte flowers?
The Hindu replied, 'Lotus'
'Ha, I clean my shit with that!' the Englishman jeered
The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower
The Muslim replied:'Chameli
'Ha I clean my shit with that!' The Englishman response
The Muslim also got angry but kept quite
The Englishman asked Santa, 'Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?'
Patriotic Santa replied: 'Cactus!