Aisi Apni wife Ho

Aisi Apni wife Ho

Aisi Apni wife Ho

Apni aaisee wife hoo.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahen kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kahen side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.


6'-6'2" jiski height ho
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
bewi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum
tum kitni nice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho

mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein,
jaisay ke kite ho
husband apna aisa bright ho

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Right Handed

Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident. Banta was visiting him in the hospital.

Banta: "It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank Wahe Guru that it was your left hand, since you are right handed."

Santa: "It is also because of my quick thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine. Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time!

How to Pray

The Air India flight from Karachi to Bombay was in trouble.

As the storm raged, Santa Singh, the captain of the plane realized his plane was going to crash. He was however able to land the plane on the water where it was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

One Pakistani stepped forward. "Yes, Captain, I know how to pray."

"Good," said Santa Singh, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - were one short."

The most famous man!

One day, at a school in South America a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you're a Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ".

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I know it is Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

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