We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi...


American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful.

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Signs to identify

There was this nun who complained to the mother superior that a man entered the dormitory of the nuns every night and made out with each nun every night.

Stunned the mother superior asked for any signs to identify who it could be. when the nun said that the man had a mole on his penis, the mother superior exclaimed "oh! Father Fernandez!!!"


A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirins in the other.

She asks, "What's this for?"
"This is for your headache," he says.
She says, "But I don't have a headache."
He smiles and says, "Gotcha!"

The tattoo

There was a lady who went to the tattoo parlor and got two tattoos, one of a turkey on her inside left thigh and another on her inside right thigh.

She got home and showed her husband and he asked "Why did you get those there?"

She replied "Because you're always bitching that you never have anything to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

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