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Golfing along with Wifes

Golfing along with Wifes

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf and their wives went along as caddies.

While walking around the course the English man's wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her skirt was over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers! The Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her state of undress.

"Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance that I have to make the odd sacrifice. Usually no one notices." The Englishman thrusts his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's ten pounds. Go to Mark's and Spencer's and get some knickers."

Two holes further along the Irish Man's wife caught her foot on a molehill, tripped up and landed in a heap on the ground. Again her skirt was up over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers either! The Irish man was livid and he angrily demanded a reason for her lack of undergarments.

"Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance I cannot afford to buy undergarments." With that the Irish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's five pounds. Go to Woolworth's and get some knickers."

Three holes further on, even the Scottish man's wife caught her foot on an exposed root, tripped up and landed with her skirt over her head revealing that even she wore no knickers! Her explanation to her irate husband was the same as the others: Simply a lack of allowance.

The Scottish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a comb. The least you can do is tidy yourself up a bit."




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The man hesitates to tell the boy the real meaning as he does not want to be responsible for spoiling the boy. He answers, "Of course I do. It means an umbrella!"

The boy then asks the man, "What does 'Fuck' mean?"
The man decides not to tell him this one too. He replies, "It means to go to office!"

The boy asks his last question, "What do 'bra' and 'panties' mean?"
The man cunningly replies, "They mean book and copies!"

One stormy day, his elder sister's tutor comes the house. The boy opens the door. He looks at the tutor's umbrella and says, "Oh no! Your dick has got a puncture on it and is leaking! Give it to me, i'll put in one corner."

The tutor gets terribly angry and says, "WHAT! Where are your parents?"
The boy replies, "They have gone to fuck."
The tutor is bewildered. He asks, "Ok, where is your sister?"
He replies, "She has opened her bra and panties and is waiting for you!"

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There was this nun who complained to the mother superior that a man entered the dormitory of the nuns every night and made out with each nun every night.

Stunned the mother superior asked for any signs to identify who it could be. when the nun said that the man had a mole on his penis, the mother superior exclaimed "oh! Father Fernandez!!!"

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