Intresting trivia

Intresting trivia

* Twenty percent of women who live with their boyfriends have more than one sex partner.

* In the 18th century, another term for anal sex was "navigate the windward passage."

* Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit.

* "Endytophilia" is the desire to keep one's clothes on during sex.

* In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver ivory and glass.

* The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. (Now you know why they have an expiry date on the Condoms)

* A woman's nipples can swell up to 25% their normal size when aroused.

* The average bout of sexual intercourse burns 360 calories/hour.

* The first vibrators were invented in 1869 as treatment for what was known then as hysteria.

* "Telephonicophilia" is the technical name of arousal derived from phone sex.

* The Kama Sutra details techniques on ten types of kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse.

* While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.

* A typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds, with contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds for both men and women.

* Males under the age of forty are typically able to achieve an erection in less than ten seconds.

* It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an morning erection.

* Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from two minutes to two weeks.

* About 8.5 billion condoms are produced every year worldwide.

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Grand Pa... Wisdom

A growing young man, soon would come to meet girls and marry one of them in not so far a future, took his old Grandpa for a walk in a Garden, looking after him.

Loving Grandpa would shower lots of invaluable advices from his experience of life. He told the grandson, "My loving grandson, marry a girl with smaller hand."

The Grand son asked, "Oh the Well of Wisdom Grand Pa, please tell me why it is so?"

And the quivering Grandpa Said, "Son it makes your pecker look bigger than it is."

I Have Sinned

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman for the last three weekends."

Father Donavon asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, 'this I."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't be telling you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say Father, please."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Brydie Sharon?"

"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."

"Was it Mary Catherine Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed, Father."

"Was it Fiona McDonald then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his friend. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads."

Trouser Snake

If you think that the Cobra is the most venomous snake in the world then you are mistaken... The following snake has been found to be the most venomous....

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)

LOCATION: Throughout the world

DESCRIPTION: One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with extra layers of skin) Varying from pink to black.

Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. (Spit can reach distances up to 1-3 feet)

* Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & subspecies.

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal.

Beware: It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.


TOURNIQUET: Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks any how.

SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.

1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive, very rigid and start spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked.
5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 15-20 minutes.

CONCLUSION: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not
necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.

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