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Allow drinking

Allow drinking

Reasons to allow drinking in Workplace

1. It is an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you do not care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.




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150%

A gynecologist wants a change of pace so she decides to become a mechanic. After two weeks training, there's a test. Each student in the class is required to take apart an engine, and put it back together again.

When the results come back, another student sees the gyno's grade and complains,

"How did she get a 150% if 100% is a perfect score?"

"Well," the teacher says, "you got 50 points for taking the engine apart and 50 for putting it back together again."

"So, how did she get 150?"

"Well, she took it apart right, so there's 50, she put it back together right, another 50. But, she got an extra fifty for doing it all through the muffler."

Women's English

Women's English

Yes...........................No

No............................Yes

I'm sorry.....................You'll be sorry

We need.......................I want

It's your decision............The correct decission should be obvious by now

Do what you want..............You'll pay for this later

We need to talk...............I need to complain

Sure go ahead.................I don't want you to

I'm not upset.................Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly...............You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic,

turn off the lights...........I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient..................I want a new house

I want new curtains...........and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I heard a noise...............I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me?...............I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me?......I did something today you're gonna hate

I'll be ready in a minute.....Kick off your shoes and find a good show on TV

You have to learn to communicate...................Just agree with me

Are you listening to me?......Too late, you're dead!

Telegram

Once A Man Was On Vacation. He Enjoyed The Place So Much That He Could Not Resist But Send A Telegram To He Wife Saying -- "Wish You Were Here".

When He Reached Home, He Was Welcomed Very Dangerously. Reason? -- A Distorted Message Saying -- "Wish You Were Her".

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